My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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