I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
