Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
