we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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