I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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