**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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