Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
