When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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