i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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