the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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