normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Also, beer. Big fan.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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