um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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