Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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