Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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