it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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