My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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