awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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