It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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