he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Come on in and take your pants off
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