btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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