I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
