real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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