Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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