if i died would you start the facebook group?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
