My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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