yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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