that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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