Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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