I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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