wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Randomize
