My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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