he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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