Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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