shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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