nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
did you just send me my own nude
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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