Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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