i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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