We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
