but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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