My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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