i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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