When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
