I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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