so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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