your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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