Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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