hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
