"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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