Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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