so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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