FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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