Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's never too late to be topless.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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