Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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