So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Alive.
So much puke
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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