I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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